Interesting thoughts

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Interesting Thought...
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling!

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True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
Hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found
The Wedding Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was passed out.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.